Chase Me! is up on Webtoon!

The twins!

depsidase:

polynesia:

• she kissed me at 2:27am
  
• Her
  
• her
  
• L O V E  P A R A D I S E
• iloveyoubutyoudontknowiexist
• I Touched Your Balls // I Miss You
• raining in my heart
• Rain
• g h i b l i  r e m i x 
• ダーリング
  
• iced coffee with you
• iced coffee with her at 3:52am

sandersstudies:

tired-gay-bean:

tiktoks-we-like:

Comedy fucking gold I’m sorry

Somebody tell Hollywood I’ve found proof that a plot twist can be predictable and yet still amazing.

anarchy-kisses:

May I present to you:

Book seller

Crystal seller

He sells flowers

She will sell you a pumpkin this fall

Would you like to purchase.. bean?

They are regulars. They buy mushrooms for soup

She has more options

Don’t be scared, he’s just been doing this for years and is passionate about garlic

Can I interest you in…melon?

Witch’s familiar needs coins to buy ingredients from toad next door

Please trust reliable, small business owners

animatedamerican:

pitbullmabari:

animatedamerican:

letsgomindthestore:

suchprettypride:

I think we should make Puritan naming customs cool again, but like, updated to reflect Millenial values. So we can have names like Resistance Jones, Self-Care Williams, and I-Am-Not-Throwing-Away-My-Shot Anderson.

• I-Will-Face-God-and-Walk-Backwards-Into-Hell Watson
  
• Hydrate Mather
• Healthcare-Is-A-Right-Not-A-Privilege Bradford
• Body Positivity Watts
• WTF-the-Fuck Preston
• Cinnamon Roll Milton
• Y'all-Need-Jesus Henderson
• Snape-Was-Not-a-Hero Whitaker
• Battery Life Wiggins
• Reblog-If-You-Agree Bolton
• @Horse_ebooks Humphrey
• Renewable Moore
• I-Came-Out-to-Have-a-Good-Time-and-I’m-Honestly-Feeling-So-Attacked-Right-Now Rutherford
• Representation Hopkins
• Organic Hurst
  
• Money Cat Wallington
• Fuck-It Wentworth
• Impeachment Shepard
• Don’t-Forget-To-Like-And-Subscribe Simpson
• Consent Pimple
  
• I-Bless-the-Rains-Down-in-Africa Woodford
• Green Hoyle
• Social Anxiety Travers
• Kinkshame-Not Bailey
  

• Cool-Motive-Still-Murder Jenkins
  
• Hashtag Cooper
• Stay-In-Your-Lane Whitman
  
• They’re Good Dogs Brent Plimson
• Intersectionality Taylor
• We-Are-Not-Things Smith
  
• Lifehack Brewster

but does we are not things smith get shortened to are not or not things

In practice it tends to get shortened to Arnie.